July 12th, 2008: Rolling Stone guitarist Ronnie Wood leaves his wife of 23 years to move in with an 18-year-old Russian cocktail waitress. The 61 year-old dad-of-four met the teenager while out drinking, and took her away to his luxury pad in Ireland. He would check into rehab four days later.
The saddest part? We couldn't find a single newspaper that used the headline Wood For Waitress. A true tragedy.